I want an Intuos 4 so bad...

Look at this thing!It's one bad ass pen tablet.
Supposedly, this is the most "natural" drawing/writing on a computer can feel.
Straight up, pen and paper, action.

You can set the buttons to do any function you want like "Ctrl+z"
 "ctrl+c" and all that. it even has a touch pad you can scroll with, like an ipod. That's genius.

I think it even prints money... I'm not sure about that bit.
But the point is, I want one. It comes with a battery free mouse, it's pressure sensitive, it's pretty fucking gangster. =]

Sunburn

Yep. I was on fire last night.

So I go to this chode club where they have a SLIDE at the entrance, 

and you slide down into the main area. They have some chick posted 

up at the entrance who instructs you on how to slide down without 

injuring yourself. 

 Dude. Thanks. I never did this in elementary school, I need

freaking' instruction on how to slide down a slide. Great.

In any case, I slide down and I'm owning the club. Rolling around, 

opening with retarded stuff like, "You are an angel" and "I love Air 

Supply." Everything I say hits. Boom boom boom.

Next thing you know, chicks are opening ME. Things get hazy after 

that, but I woke up with some chick in my bed. In fact, she's in my

bed right now, sleeping.

That's dedication.