Sunburn

Yep. I was on fire last night.

So I go to this chode club where they have a SLIDE at the entrance, 

and you slide down into the main area. They have some chick posted 

up at the entrance who instructs you on how to slide down without 

injuring yourself. 

 Dude. Thanks. I never did this in elementary school, I need

freaking' instruction on how to slide down a slide. Great.

In any case, I slide down and I'm owning the club. Rolling around, 

opening with retarded stuff like, "You are an angel" and "I love Air 

Supply." Everything I say hits. Boom boom boom.

Next thing you know, chicks are opening ME. Things get hazy after 

that, but I woke up with some chick in my bed. In fact, she's in my

bed right now, sleeping.

That's dedication.